Hillary and Donald Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery shop. As soon as they enter the bakery, Trump steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to Hillary: ""See how clever I am? The owner didn't even see anything, and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election."" Hillary says to Donald: ""That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same 3 pastrie…