#deans-office

The Purple Flower So there's this guy walking to school and on his way there he sees these two girls talking to each other. He drops in on their conversation and hears them talking about a purple flower. He thought to himself ""Purple flower?"" and stops to think about it. He realizes he's late for school and runs as fast as he can. So he gets to class and the teacher asks him, ""Why are you late?"" The guy says, ""Well...I was walking to school and heard two girls talking about a purple flower,…

An engineering student is called into the Dean’s office… The dean says “While we know you are doing well in your engineering studies, there some very troubling reports from your core curriculum professors. In English, your professor says you constantly use the passive voice in your essays; your art history professor says you are constantly confusing Caravaggio with Michelangelo; and your Latin professor says you can’t get any of the declensions forms right. These are very serious allegations in…