The Little Rascals do some spelling The Little Rascals are sitting in class one day when the teacher decides it's time to do some spelling. She says ""okay students it's time to spell our word of the day. Today's word is DICTATE. Who thinks they can spell it?"" Spanky, being the leader that he is, raises his hand first ""I can teacher!"" -""Ok spanky, go ahead"" -""Dictate. D-y-c.."" The teacher interrupts him and says ""sorry Spanky but that's incorrect. Anyone else?"" -""I think I can!"" procl

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I have recently been writing fake synopses of real movies... I don't know if this is the best place for this and if anyone knows a better place I would love to hear! Anywho I have a friend that lives far away and I love to try to make her laugh. She often watches movies and I will just make up a story that goes with the title because I often haven't heard of the movie. The Possession: Darla, a suburban housewife, whose husband passes because of a vicious case of anxiety brought on by her egregio

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Bored on lunch, here's one I tell often. Two hillbilly kids.. Darla and Buckwheat are at school The teacher asks Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb." The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence." She responds, "Buckwheat is dumb." "Now spell 'stupid'." Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d." The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence." Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid." Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and asks, "Buckwheat, spell dictate." Buckwheat stan

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