Your Mama's so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut! 3912. Your Mama's so stupid when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino! 3913. Your Mama's so stupid she thought she could get food stamps at the post office! 3914. Your Mama's so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff! 3915. Your Mama's so stupid she tried to mail a letter with food stamps! 3916. Your Mama's so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod!