Hillbilly Honeymoon
Up in the hill country, Jethro and Daisy Mae get hitched and go off to Niagara Falls for a week-long honeymoon. But just two days latter, Jethro comes through the door of his father's house in a lather.
His Pappy asks him, "Boy, why you home so early? You got another 5 days on your honeymoon?"
Jethro: "I'm mad as hell, I can't be married to her any longer. I need a divorce."
Pappy: "A divorce??? Why???"
Jethro: "She's a virgin!!!"
Pappy: "What, boy??? What's the matter …