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Capt of Titanic: "Mayday! We are sinking" Coastguard: "What happened?" *Cthulhu makes throat-slit gesture with tentacle* Capt: "Iceberg"

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Disappointed that there will be no Call of Cthulhu client for Linux I wanted to go insane installing *and* playing the game.

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What's the difference between a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Third Worldist and a Cthulhu worshipper?,"One's in a cult the other seeks to summon a terrible god to Earth and be eaten.

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What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu? Don't stick around to find out!

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What's the difference between a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Third Worldist and a Cthulhu worshipper? One's in a cult, the other seeks to summon a terrible god to Earth and be eaten.

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