A man went into a fish and chip shop but was dismayed to receive only a small portion of chips. He asked the girl behind the counter: "Are you sure this fish is cooked properly?" "Yes. Why?" "Because it's eaten all my chips!" When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton. Jimmy Carr How a Real Woman Interprets Handy Hints From British TV Cook Delia Smith Delia's Way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bott…