The Best Tequila Ever! A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly, out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned and the Genie says, ""Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."" The Mexican says, ""I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me piss tequila."" The Genie grants him his wish. When the Mexican gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and it's c…