Two Irish guys walk into a pet shop Seamus heads straight over to the back of the shop, knowing what he's looking for, and Finton follows shortly behind. ""Dats dem up der!"" Says Seamus, pointing at high up bird cage. ""Oi'll tek two a dem budgies up der,"" He says to the shopkeeper, ""an wouldya put em in a pepper bag?"" So they leave the shop, hop in a van parked out side, budgies in hand, and they drive off. They drive to the edge of a cliff with a 700 ft drop. They go over to the edge, wher…