#clement-freud

This is a story about a man Well it made me laugh. Courtesy of the late Clement Freud: This is a story about a man. His wife has told him that if he ever comes home drunk she will leave him. Nonetheless he goes out. He drinks a lot and throws up all over himself. He turns to his friend and asks what he can do. His friend is helpful. ""Go home,"" he says. ""Tell your wife someone threw up on you. And put a twenty pound note inside your jacket pocket. Show her the money and tell her the other man …