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The Most Successful lawyer........... A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also sh

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The local United Way office never got a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The local United Way office realized it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. A fundraiser called him up and said, "Sir, our research shows that you have an income of over $600,000, but you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to your community?" The lawyer replied, "Did your research show that my mother is dying form a long illness and her me

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A local charity realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The volunteer in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of more than $600,000 you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer thought about it for a minute and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has

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