A distraught woman answered the door…
DISCLAIMER: I heard this 30 years ago and was told this was a true story. Then I heard a comedian tell it 20 years ago. I have no idea what the actual origin is so haters kindly please step off. Lol
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The nighttime festivities at a neighborhood pub were winding down when the bartender noticed a patron at one of the tables slumped over. He asked the server to check on the patron and the server said “He’s fine. He’s just had too many and will proba…