Joke my cousin told me today There are two twin brothers, one is a very successful dentist and the other is an unemployed bum. The bum brother has no job and lives with the successful dentist. One day he makes the decision to go out and get a job, so he gets in his car and he starts driving to some possible employers to hand out his resume. On the way to his first stop, he gets in a terrible car accident. It's a disaster and he is rushed to the emergency room. Meanwhile, the other brother is at …