#bo-burnham

For every dollar a man makes.... For every dollar a man makes, a women makes 70 cents. Thats not right Thats not fair The mans only left with 30! -Bo Burnham

If I had a dime for every time a homeless person asked for money, I'd still say no. - Bo Burnham.

What are your best "If I had ____ for every time..." jokes? Two of my favorites are: 1. "If I had a dollar for every existentialist moment I've ever had...Does money even matter?" - Can't remember the comedian. 2. "If I had a quarter every time a hobo asked me for spare change, I'd still say no" - Bo Burnham

Apparently for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That's not fair. Why is the man only left with 30? Credit to Bo Burnham.

Jokes so Bad that They're Funny The midget psychic broke out of prison. He was a small medium at large. A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat. Newspaper headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home. Details are sketchy. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes. Here's a poem by a dog (Bo Burnham): Roses are grey, violets are another shade of grey, let's go chase cars. The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands. What did the cannibal get when he showed up t…

Tip: if you don't want comedians weighing in on politics.... ...don't elect a joke. (Credit to Bo Burnham)

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?,"They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham this popped into my head the other day)

Hey guys do you believe in the Zodiac?,"I do , I'm a Leo , I loved Titantic. Ironically,my grandmother was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab . EDIT : Yes this is a Bo Burnham joke I just want people to enjoy it before people call me out.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common? They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? Names! -Bo Burnham

Hey guys do you believe in the Zodiac? I do , I'm a Leo , I loved Titantic. Ironically,my grandmother was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab . EDIT : Yes this is a Bo Burnham joke , I just want people to enjoy it before people call me out.