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Joey: WHOA Blossom: So you like that? Joey: WHOA Blossom: Are you saying stop? Joey: WHOA Blossom: OK This is the worst safeword ever

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A man called Andrew moved from Cork to Dublin to open a flower shop. He was quite successful and through great marketing, quality product, and reasonable prices, Andrew's Flowers became the top garden shop in all Dublin. Some monks that had a stall set up nearby took notice and, since attendance at the local parish (and the accompanying tithing revenue) was way down, they decided to grow and sell their own flowers. Since they grew all their own produce, the monks were able to undercut Andrew at …

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A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. ""Hmmm"" said the doctor. ""I've no idea what it is."" The next week the branch was covered in leaves and blossom. ""I'm stumped"" said the doctor ""but you can try taking these pills."" When the monster came back a month later the branch had grown into a tree and just a few weeks later he developed a small pond surrounded by trees and bushes all of them on top of his head. ""Ah!"" said the doctor ""I know what it is. You've g…

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