An African President visits the US... While on his diplomatic mission, he attends an event hosted at the beautiful mansion of a Senator. Impressed, the President asks the Senator, ""Pardon me, but I thought that politicians were not paid exceptionally well in this country, at least not in their salaries. May I ask how you have come to afford such a wonderful home?"" Grinning, the Senator led the President to the patio which overlooked a large bay. ""Do you see that bridge crossing the bay?"" ""Y…