Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery... Donald and Hillary go into a bakery while on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to The Donald: ""See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything, and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election"". The Donald says to Hillary: ""That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life it's all trickery and deceit. Now I am going to s…