How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida? Was it my knees? Do I have terrorist's knees? Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then? That's good.#Al Qaida0🔗 SharePermalink →
France declared war on al Qaida yesterday. Thank God, for someone needed to teach the terrorists how to surrender.#Al Qaida#France#Military#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
News report: Al-Qaida training monkeys to use AK-47s in battle. Not only is that scary, it's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever heard.#Al Qaida0🔗 SharePermalink →