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Two Jews are walking in Odessa at night... Suddenly, in a dark alley, they are surrounded by muggers with knives. -- Money, watches, wallets - quick! One Jew turns to the other: -- Abram, remember, I owe you $300? Here they are, returned to you in front of witnesses.

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A Jewish man, Abram, is on his deathbed His faithful wife Sarah of 50+ years is by his side. While he's suffering through his illness, he turns to his wife. "Sarah, we've been married for over 50 years. When the Nazis came through our village and took us to a concentration camp and we somehow survived, you were there with me." Sarah replies "I was, Abram." Abram says "and when the economy went down, and our business went under, you were there with me." Sarah replies "I was, my love." Ab…

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