Steven King, Dean Koontz and Anne Rice have all announced their retirement stating: Nothing we write will ever be scarier than this election

People keep accusing me of using the wrong words in my sentences. It's like everyone in my life has turned into a grandma nazi.

Just googled "sensible cars" if anyone wants to share an applesauce cup with me at the retirement home.

No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP