Damn shame some of ya'll will get on twitter to say Goodmorning before even brushing your teeth. #mustymouthtweet

If Twitter is a rave then Facebook is a Tupperware party.

Every time I use Twitter secretly at work and a colleague asks me why I'm laughing, "this pie chart is hilarious!" never sounds believable.

If you're new to Twitter from Facebook, you can just reply "Like" to all of my tweets. I'll understand