Damn shame some of ya'll will get on twitter to say Goodmorning before even brushing your teeth. #mustymouthtweet

If Twitter is a rave then Facebook is a Tupperware party.

If you're new to Twitter from Facebook, you can just reply "Like" to all of my tweets. I'll understand

I was going to suggest Twitter to have a live Nativity scene but I think it's going to be impossible. A virgin and 3 wise men? On here?!