Never seen anyone in Nandos or McDonald's pick up an appropriate amount of napkins - you're cleaning up after a burger not a double homicide

One time I got so high that I accidentally got a job at McDonald's.

Just ate McDonalds after working out, which is the same as taking a shit after a shower.

Culturally speaking... Having a McDonald's in a WalMart is like finding a cyst in a tumour.