Had to quit my job as an underwear model because the photographer kept telling me, "I'm just a cashier" and that I "need to leave Macy's."

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ""Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!""

A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.He found a saleslady, and told her, ""I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."" Wit

Anniversary Present My anniversary is coming up, so I asked my wife what she wanted as a gift. She said she saw a nice ladies watch on sale at Macy's. After a s