If you text "Haiti" to Pat Robertson's phone number, $10 will be deducted from his account and sent to Haiti.

HO_SE BOAT I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat, Horse Boat

Some people need a sympathetic pat on the head... with a hammer.

Archdeacon Claude Frollo is in Need of a New Bellringer... because Quasimodo died, starving himself to death by Esmeralda's grave. If you know anything about the book, it's slightly darker than the film. But, the problem for the Archdeacon is the same; the bells need to get rung, and he very well isn't going to ring them himself, so he puts out a notice that he's looking for a replacement for the dead hunchback. Frollo was nothing if not a bastard at heart, and decided to himself that it should …