As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions.#Christopher Columbus#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Call me Christopher Columbus, Because I'm coming to get India.#Christopher Columbus#India#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Hey guys I just discovered something... It's called Christopher Columbus. I later robbed and killed him.#Christopher Columbus#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →