As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"

A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.

[meeting GF's mom] Wow! This must be your sister! Your baby sister! *shakes keys in front of her face* I'm overselling this, aren't I?

ESPIONAGE: teen dresses up as a dad for a PTA meeting "i think drugs are cool and we should back off" *snapback falls out of pocket* *gasps*