My mother would give you 11 dollars for a dog turd if you told her it normally costs 15.#Animals#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 Share
The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.#Animals#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is.#Animals#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my dad and my dog. The dog gets it.#Animals#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
11yo: Daddy, why can't we get a dog? Me: I like our house the way it is. 11: What, small? Me: Go to your drawer.#Animals#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →