[bank robbery] "Todd, where the hell is the getaway car?" TODD: *zooming up on a Segway* FOSSIL FUELS ARE RUINING THIS PLANET, GARY

I'm telling you to go to hell because I'm poor. If I was rich I would kill you.

Just told everybody in the bar to shut the hell up so my date could hear the full effect of my velcro wallet opening.

I'm here to make a donation. Nun: Blessings, the orphans could use... *Shoving my kid at her- A brother? I'd like a receipt. For my taxes.