Her: (Sigh) How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey? Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
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Her: (Sigh) How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey? Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
I imagine Christmas morning at the Schrodinger house is quite stressful.
Tim Burton could've saved a lot of money on 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' and just shown a 2016 Facebook Year in Review instead.
Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel.
I'm hoping someone puts razor blades in my daughter's Halloween candy this year because those things are ridiculously expensive.
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