Sometimes I see a baby and think "Aww, I want one!" Then I find my TV remote in the fridge again and think "Yeah, maybe I'm not ready."

I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room.

Don't forget to wish that one bottle of salad dressing in your fridge a happy 2nd birthday!

Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it.