My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.

My company just gave the janitor the Employee of the Month Award in a big ceremony that he spent hours cleaning up afterwards.

It's like my Uncle said, no body, no crime Coworker: I only asked how your weekend was...

Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became "The Boss" after several years as "The Assistant Regional Manager."