Made a friend today. Well, I knocked on my window when a guy walked past my house. I'll name him Terry.#Terry#One-Liner0🔗 Share
[dinosaur naming committee] TERRY: and we will call the flying one the Terodactyl PTERRY: I've got a crazy idea#Terry#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Sorry I didn't reply to your email Terry, a wolf ripped my hands off... Oh these? Um, I got new hands? Gotta go!"#Terry#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry.#Mr T#Terry#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Don't make fun of Terry If he kills you, you would die of dissin' Terry#Terry If#Terry#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →