I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me#Money#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 Share
*runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? "I'm a doctor" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor#Money#Food#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
This coffee is so strong it just raised 5 children on a nurse's salary.#Money#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that? Now it would be for the prescriptions.#Money#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?#Money#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →