I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me

*runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? "I'm a doctor" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that? Now it would be for the prescriptions.

If a dentist makes his money off unheathly teeth,why should I trust a toothbrush 4 out of 5 dentist approve?