I once sat down with Oprah to discuss my drug use but I was high & that might not have been Oprah because why did she need to borrow money?

Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it.

I'm so poor I can't even pay for my own consequences.

You know it's not believable when six people rob a bank in a movie if you've ever tried to organize a dinner for six people.