Just bought a Ken doll. I don't know what everyone's talking about, you can't read books on this thing.#Ken Doll#One-Liner0🔗 Share
If you eat a pot brownie and a Ken doll, you'll poop a Matthew McConaughey.#Ken Doll#Matthew Mcconaughey#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll#Ken Doll#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →