Tim Burton could've saved a lot of money on 'The Nightmare Before Christmas' and just shown a 2016 Facebook Year in Review instead.

Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel.

I'm hoping someone puts razor blades in my daughter's Halloween candy this year because those things are ridiculously expensive.

> टीचर- कल क्यों नहीं आया?मिंटू- नहीं बताऊंगा?टीचर चांटा मारकर- जल्दी बता,मिंटू- Valentine Day पे गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ था,टीचर- इतना छोटा होकर भी गर्लफ्