Robert called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner *""Hello?""* said a little girl's voice. *""Hi, honey, it's Daddy,""* said Robert. *""Is mommy near the phone?""* *""No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank.""* After a brief pause, he said, *""But you don't have an Uncle Frank, honey!""* *""Yes I do. He's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!""* *""Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and s…

It's dark in here. A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, ""It's dark in here, isn't it? ""Yes it is,"" the man replies. ""You wanna buy a baseball?"" the little boy asks. ""No thanks,"" the man replies. ""I think you do want to buy a baseball,"" the little extortionist continues. ""OK. How much…

Baby with no head... A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the father loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously …

skunk date A man and his wife were on the way to a restaurant one night the husband ran over a mother skunk and she sprayed everywhere even on her baby. The wife is upset and tells her husband to turn around and get the baby skunk because it will surely die because it was freezing out. so he turns around and she gets out of the car and picks the baby skunk up and wraps it up in her jacket and then gets back in the car. They drive a mile or so down the road and the wife says honey this baby is st…