A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says to the bartender, ""Five beers, please.""

Jesus on the cross Jesus Christ is nailed to the cross and the disciples are gathered around, crying. Jesus calls to Peter, ""Peter, come here!"" Peter goes ove

Did you hear about the Roman who got a C in Math? He got a perfect score!

Peter is staring up at Jesus on the cross. Suddenly their eyes meet and Jesus calls out, ""Peter! Peter!"" Peter runs to the foot of the cross but he is beaten