Black Family The mother was in the kitchen preparing dinner, her young child approaches, grabs a handful of flour, put it on his face and smiling exclaims: look mama, I'm white!!!. The mother turns around, looks at him and slap him with all her strength, the kid looks at her surprised wile the mother says: you are a disgrace!! How there you make jokes about this!?!?Now go and show to your father. The kid goes to the living room where his father is watching TV and says in a half deflated tone: lo…

Talking Dog A woman walks into the store and sees a flyer. ""Talking Dog Looking for a New Home. $10"" The woman thinks ""this is interesting, I should go check it out."" So she goes to the address listed and asks to see the dog. The owner brings her to the back yard where a black Lab is sitting in front of a dog house. The woman goes up and says Hi. ""Hello, how are you?"" says the dog in perfect English. ""Wow, you can talk!"" the woman says. ""Yes,"" says the dog. ""I learned how to talk when…

Cold Water A young boy was having lunch with his Grandfather when he noticed a few odd things about the dishes. ""Grandpa, why is this glass stained?"", he asked curiously. ""That's as clean as cold water can get it"", the grandfather replied calmly. ""Ok"", said the boy, then noticed his dirty fork. ""Grandpa"", he asked again, ""Why is there food stuck to the fork? ""That's as clean as cold water can get it"", the grandfather replied, same as before. ""Ok"", said the boy before noticing his di…

The Baby Shark (My Greek Grandmother use to tell me this joke as a kid its awfully dry but when you get older you laugh at how stupid it is haha hope you enjoy) One day the baby Shark went with his father to learn how to catch food, First the Father taught the baby how to catch a Fish by just out swimming it and eating it before it gets away Secondly the Father Shark then taught the baby shark how to catch a Octopus, Father gave the same advise to out run the Octopus and eat it The Third Target …