The Baby Shark (My Greek Grandmother use to tell me this joke as a kid its awfully dry but when you get older you laugh at how stupid it is haha hope you enjoy) One day the baby Shark went with his father to learn how to catch food, First the Father taught the baby how to catch a Fish by just out swimming it and eating it before it gets away Secondly the Father Shark then taught the baby shark how to catch a Octopus, Father gave the same advise to out run the Octopus and eat it The Third Target was a Human, The father approached the human however swam around him in circles.. Once the father killed the man the baby shark asked ""Dad why did you swim in circles with the human"" the dad replied ""sometimes you have to scare humans because they're full of shit, you dont want to eat that boy"" Ha ha .. i know the same reaction every time when she tells me this joke xD