ME: I'VE BEEN SHOT TAYLOR SWIFT: Aw here are some band aids ME: THOSE DON'T FIX BULLETHOLES TS: *picks up guitar* ...brb ME: I'M STILL DYING
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ME: I'VE BEEN SHOT TAYLOR SWIFT: Aw here are some band aids ME: THOSE DON'T FIX BULLETHOLES TS: *picks up guitar* ...brb ME: I'M STILL DYING
Did you recently date Taylor Swift, only to be dumped and have a song written about you? You may be entitled to compensation. Call now.
I don't play fantasy football, but I do play fantasy friendship. This week I'm starting Taylor Swift and Conan O'Brien.
My relationship status is a Taylor Swift song just waiting to happen.
30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her.
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