A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a heathery hill in the Scottish Highlands. They had been silent for a while, when the lass turned to him and said:

Why was Mel Gibson in a bar at 9am? He overslept.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart.

A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. ""How'd the meeting go?"" asks the first guy.