"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog

Your make-up application says "I failed Clown College".

I really hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning. I don't want to die, sometime in the afternoon would be nice, or even the next day

Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted.