"Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage.#Mario#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 Share
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Sorry I stuck a cheese puff in your baby's mouth when you couldn't find a pacifier.#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →