ME: Um, I specifically requested Mary. BLOODY CARLA: Listen, do you want your eyes clawed out or not?#Carla#One-Liner0🔗 Share
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
Sometimes I think we're all going to be okay. Other times I read Yahoo Answers.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →