The Scarecrow didn't have the brains, Tin Man didn't have the heart, and the Lion didn't have the courage. So Dorothy remained a virgin.

Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash & Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, & no rope to hang myself with if I read this again.

Just met John & Jane Doe and their lovely children Play, Tornay, Potay and Alfred.

If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?