(Standing next to pool with a golf club and horse) Friends: Are you sure you've played water polo before?

Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers

Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert.

Our dog runs away so much, I'm just going to spray paint our phone number on her side.