So Nickelback is playing a flood relief concert for Alberta. Like those folks haven't suffered enough.#Alberta#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !#Alberta#Albertall#One-Liner#Knock Knock0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →